FANNY CALL

Yes, Ladies, the fanny is back. Don’t get too excited- child leashes are still off limits.

As with any trend originating at the bottom of the socioeconomic poll, there are rules to wearing a fanny.

1. Even if you saw it on the Hermes runway, wearing a fanny as a bra is unacceptable. Period.

2. No nylon fannies.

3. No fannies with logos like”Dr. Pepper” or “State Farm.”

My black Foley & Corinna fanny (or “Lady Belt,” as they call it) is en route to the the office; stay tuned so see how I style it.